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How 'Bout These Stories! Wonkette Una Al D'a, 5/6/26

3+ hour ago  (57+ words) Here are some posts from Wednesday! Pssst I heard you like to How "bout these tabs? How "bout this quote-unquote ceasefire? How "bout this fucker? And finally! This fucker has fucked up his attempt to fuck the planet! Fuck yes!...

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Panther No Pants, It's Party Time! Tabs, May 4, 2026

2+ day, 12+ hour ago  (853+ words) Happy Monday, May the 4th. Let's boss the force to reverse these tabs up in order from Joyful to The Worst! Life is hard enough, so for once That Man's demented blather goes to the bottom, where belongs, it always does!...

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Insert 4/20 Joke Here! Wonkette One-A-Day for The Day That Today Is!

2+ week, 2+ day ago  (111+ words) Hello hello, it is Wonkette One A Day time! Here some tabs, there some tabs: KA$HLOL Patel is SUING. Rogan being a bad influence. Palantir, totally cool, totally normal, seem like nice guys. Wouldn't this be something? Prefer a…...

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A Mighty Wind. Wonkette One-A-Day for 4/15/26!

3+ week, 3+ hour ago  (123+ words) Good afternoon mes petites! Here is what we wrote at you today! There were tabs, and they were mighty. Evan made fun of JD Vance and Erika Kirk, so that was a good time! Not a good time? This by…...

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Hard rain's gonna fall. Wonkette One A Day for 4/8/26

4+ week, 3+ hour ago  (109+ words) Here's the things we wrote you today! There were, as always, your tabs! We cannot keep going in this abusive relationship. This shit has got to stop. You know who else thinks this shit has got to stop, and also…...

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Hackers Hack Kash Patel's Gmail, Now Have His Love Letters, HIMS Purchasing Receipts

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (534+ words) We really can't stress this enough. If you are Kash Patel, we already have your email address. Sadly, FBI Director Kash Patel is an incompetent boob whose gmail password was probably something really easy to guess, like K$H, or…...

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ziggywiggy on Wonkette

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (89+ words) What would we do without you, ziggy? What would the resistance do without you? " Doing what I can. I can help, or I say I can try to help to the best that Substack will allow, because phone vs app…...

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Big Lawsuits Not Going Great For Social Media Giants

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (596+ words) But as New York magazine tech columnist John Herrman points out, the cases are important well beyond the minutes of lost profits they'll cause, because One former Meta engineer testified at the trial that his own daughter, 14, got unwanted advances…...

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YELL YELL YELL! Wonkette One A Day for 3/23/26!

1+ mon, 2+ week ago  (127+ words) Hola hola, Evan has the week off! Here's what we wrote at you today. Here is where you subscribe! Marcie had such a good tabs. Then she wrote goodbye to all that Robert Mueller. I would have definitely been madder…...

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nodak. 988 if you need help. on Wonkette

2+ mon, 2+ week ago  (65+ words) 9 out of 10 Vogans polled agreed it was the worst poetry they had ever seen. Leaving the oceans was a bad idea. I am with the 10th Vogan. > the 10th was struck speechless and had to seek medical attention That was my reaction…...