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35+ min ago  (65+ words) 9 out of 10 Vogans polled agreed it was the worst poetry they had ever seen. Leaving the oceans was a bad idea. I am with the 10th Vogan. > the 10th was struck speechless and had to seek medical attention That was my reaction…...

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Must be some Toros in the atmosphere! Wonkette One-A-Day for today!

3+ week, 6+ day ago  (171+ words) Hello friends! Please make sure you've got all your drugs and alcohol and blankets and I guess food for the next few days, it's supposed to be very VERY bad! In the meantime, here's what we wrote at you today!...

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How we all doing? It's afternoon post roundup time!

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (242+ words) Hello hello terrible ones, these are some bad days. You hanging in there? I'm hanging in there. We love you. Here's today's posts. Subscribe if you wanna! These were just some godawful tabs. BUT. There's an Indivisible call at 8 p.m. tonight,…...

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Another shitty day, but we had good posts!

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (122+ words) Good morning! Wait, that's not right. Good " nope, that's not right either. Somebody send you this? You should Evan did your very good tabs. Marcie rounded up some more Epstein files news. Gary said goodbye to Marge Greene. Marcie again!...

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Hamilton & The Crew on Wonkette

4+ mon, 2+ day ago  (45+ words) Today, we are all Li'l Feller. https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jQc5!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F6ce5244b-f8bf-428e-a02d-b6b30615364c%2Fcd89c678-770f-4382-b66c-f6c81d9a3c7b.jpeg Today, we are all Li'l Feller. We can haz extension beyond today?...

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Comments - Seattle Has Its Own Zohran Mamdani Only It's A LADY!

6+ mon, 3+ day ago  (46+ words) First to non-comment, Thank you for your attention to this matter. First to non-comment, Thank you for your attention to this matter. And first to like it! " First to non-comment, Thank you for your attention to this matter. And first…...

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Elviouslyqueer on Wonkette

7+ mon, 2+ week ago  (70+ words) Just downloaded. Took literally two seconds. And hilariously, it's the #1 app on the App store. You GO, IceBlock! Can't find it on Android. You know who uses cheaper phones? Poor people. Is it truly just IOs? Y'all using Android at…...

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Martini Glambassador on Wonkette

9+ mon, 3+ day ago  (209+ words) Here is your hed gif source info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/friends-with-doos And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/82fa2e25-2ad6-4ec2-8edb-0cbbadd7d68f?utm_source=share Here is your hed gif source info: martiniambassador.subst" All dolled up for a nice double date! Tangled Up In Doos She says I'm cute! She says I'm…...

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Comments - We Have Always Been At War With Venezuela! Tabs, Fri., May 2, 2025

9+ mon, 2+ week ago  (85+ words) There's been a lot of good posts going around tumblr explaining how not only does privatization often drive UP costs by adding the need for making profit, but it also often creates monopolies like PF&E. There's been a lot of…...

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan on Wonkette

9+ mon, 2+ week ago  (18+ words) I tried to warn people. I tried to warn people. I take this personally and I really shouldn't....