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twitchy. com > gordon-kushner > 04/30/2026 > cowntraversy-google-street-n2427664

Cowntraversy: Google Street Values Your Privacy, if You're a Cow

1+ hour, 56+ min ago  (235+ words) Who's up for a little levity? That's right, you are! Let's take a break from the gerrymandering, media bias and rampant corruption to appreciate just how Google protects the privacy of (checks notes) cows." Sure, your Android phone knows where…...

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twitchy. com > brettt > 03/18/2026 > frog-of-shame-will-remain-the-peoples-option-to-xs-new-dislike-button-n2426171

Frog of Shame Will Remain the People's Option to X's New Dislike Button

1+ mon, 1+ week ago  (231+ words) JUST IN: X to soon add "dislike" button Someone is already programming bots to mass dislike every post of people they don't like 500 times every hour "The amount this will be abused is absurd. I dislike this " Getting ratioed is…...

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twitchy. com > samj > 12/28/2025 > pulitzer-prize-winner-nikole-hannah-jones-misspell-deletes-n2423285

A Twitter INSTANT Classic! Nikole Hannah-Jones Tries Deleting PULITZER-PRIZE Level Self-Own But We Got It

4+ mon, 1+ day ago  (373+ words) And doing her part to make a fool of herself in the process. We suppose we should thank her, it's been a while since we last got to point and laugh at her here on Twitchy. At first, we just…...

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twitchy. com > warren-squire > 06/19/2025 > man-proposes-to-his-ai-chatbot-girlfriend-cries-his-eyes-out-after-it-says-yes-n2414448

Man Is so Enamored with His AI Chatbot 'Girlfriend' He's Contemplating Leaving His Real Partner

10+ mon, 1+ week ago  (564+ words) A man's relationship with his chatbot 'girlfriend' is so strong and real to him that he wept when 'she' answered 'Yes' to his marriage proposal. This whole scenario is even weirder since he lives with his human partner and they…...

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twitchy. com > samj > 06/17/2025 > iran-prohibits-gov-employees-from-using-cellphones-n2414364

EXPLOSIVE Devlopment! Gosh, Why Would Iran Prohibit Gov Employees from Using Cellphones? *SNORTS*

10+ mon, 1+ week ago  (287+ words) Do you all remember when Israel managed to make a whole lot of Hezbollah's pagers explode? Welp, it sounds like Iran hasn't forgotten because they have put out an order prohibiting their government employees from using cellphones." We know we…...

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twitchy. com > fuzzychimp > 06/16/2025 > iran-capture-memes-n2414304

LOL! X Users Relentlessly Mock Iranian Propaganda

10+ mon, 1+ week ago  (246+ words) We realize it's Monday and we already rolled out Monday Morning Meme Madness, but this was too good to pass up. It all started with a post from a German user saying that this image was spreading through Iranian channels....

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twitchy. com > samj > 06/09/2025 > la-scanner-sharing-information-putting-ice-agents-and-police-in-danger-doxxed-n2413988

LA Scanner X Account Sharing ICE Agents' Locations Comes Face-to-FACE with Karma As Someone Doxxes Him

10+ mon, 2+ week ago  (218+ words) Welp, sounds like someone decided to give him a dose of his own medicine. Note, we do not endorse doxxing in any way, shape or form, and we have included zero posts including his information because we don't want to…...

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twitchy. com > fuzzychimp > 05/26/2025 > monday-morning-meme-madness-n2413069

Monday Morning Meme Madness

11+ mon, 3+ day ago  (489+ words) Welcome to the Memorial Day edition of Monday Morning Meme Madness! Hopefully, you're spending this day with family and friends, celebrating the blessings of liberty secured for us by those who gave all in service to our nation. You could,…...

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twitchy. com > warren-squire > 05/25/2025 > jd-vance-doesnt-like-dating-apps-n2413305

Romantic Catholic Church? JD Vance and the New Pope Discuss the Downside of Dating Apps

11+ mon, 4+ day ago  (386+ words) Vice President JD Vance recently spoke with Pope Leo XIV about dating apps. That seems like a strange topic of conversation for the two, but it's not when you consider that many are putting off marriage to later in life…...

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twitchy. com > warren-squire > 05/18/2025 > maga-babies-trump-and-elon-viral-video-n2412966

AI Adorbs! Baby-Fied Videos are Trending on Social Media and a Trump and Musk One is Breaking Hearts

11+ mon, 1+ week ago  (284+ words) There's a new trend sweeping through X and other social media right now - AI baby videos. The general premise is to take existing audio/video and use AI to make all the participants look like adorable wee ones. These "baby-fied…...