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Why under-16s must not face a social media ban. By a teenager who is a living advert for it
7+ hour, 30+ min ago (511+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" IT would just be like so wrong to deprive teenagers like me of my socials because I have grew up with it and there is all what you learn…...
'What is my crime? Forwarding emails? Forwarding a few harmless emails?"
1+ week, 3+ day ago (470+ words) Follow our new Facebook page to get your fix of Mash" PETER Mandelson has told police he cannot be charged with a crime for forwarding emails to a friend as this would make the whole white-collar world criminal." The former…...
Massive brick phones are back, claim Gen Z
2+ mon, 6+ hour ago (461+ words) THE latest item of the recent past disinterred and fetishised by Gen Z bellends is the enormous brick telephone of the 1980s." Not content with bringing back cassettes, voluminous Madchester jeans and the incorrect use of the word "sound, Gen Z…...
Six Christmas traditions from the late 20th century to befuddle Gen Z
2+ mon, 1+ week ago (294+ words) CHRISTMAS has many fun traditions, but ones from ancient times like the 1980s may confuse youngsters. Here are some of those strange practices explained for the Gen Z reader: Pulling the wishbone (trigger warning) Not having a Christmas Eve box You…...
Dating app introduces seasonal desperation mode
2+ mon, 1+ week ago (391+ words) TINDER has rolled out a seasonal desperation mode to connect users who are anxious to get laid by the first of January. The new feature, which preys on the sadness of singletons as they fend off probing questions from their…...