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Announcing Our AI Data Center’s First Take Your Child to Work Day
1+ hour, 53+ min ago (390+ words) Dear Astral Skye Data Center Workers, When A-Skye first took possession of four thousand acres of your town’s land to build an AI facility the size of three thousand football fields, it gave some of you pause. You wanted transparency....
Reset Yourself - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
3+ week, 4+ day ago (5+ words) Social butterflies gotta social butterfly....
My Gen-Z Sitcom - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
1+ mon, 3+ day ago (606+ words) We are in a hip neighborhood that is like Williamsburg circa 2003. The roommates are a “three-person couple polycule,” although in this case, there is no polyamory, because young people these days never have sex. TONY enters on his skateboard. He…...
I’m Sorry, Sweetie, You Can’t Have a Cell Phone Because I Don’t Know How to Add You to Grandma’s Family Plan
2+ mon, 1+ day ago (336+ words) Sweetie, sit down. I know you’ve been asking for a cell phone for a while now. And though your father and I both agree that you’re ready for the responsibility, we unfortunately can’t get you one just yet, or maybe…...
I’m Sorry, Sweetie, You Can’t Have a Cellphone Because I Don’t Know How to Add You to Grandma’s Family Plan
2+ mon, 1+ day ago (336+ words) Sweetie, sit down. I know you’ve been asking for a cell phone for a while now. And though your father and I both agree that you’re ready for the responsibility, we unfortunately can’t get you one just yet, or maybe…...
What I Will Give to Access This Airport Wi-Fi
2+ mon, 2+ day ago (801+ words) Welcome to the wireless high-speed Intranet and Internet access system (“Wi-Fi System”) at Chicago O’Hare International Airport (“ORD”). Please read the following information, terms, and conditions carefully before using the ORD Free Wi-Fi. This agreement (“Agreement”) governs your rights and…...
What I Will Give to Access This Airport WiFi
2+ mon, 2+ day ago (800+ words) Welcome to the wireless high-speed Intranet and Internet access system (“Wi-Fi System”) at Chicago O’Hare International Airport (“ORD”). Please read the following information, terms, and conditions carefully before using the ORD Free Wi-Fi. This agreement (“Agreement”) governs your rights and…...
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3+ mon, 1+ week ago (12+ words) Frequently Asked Questions About Our Innovative New EdTech Collaboration McSweeney’s Internet Tendency...
Exist.Female - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
3+ mon, 3+ week ago (679+ words) #———————————————— #File: exist.female #Last Updated: Before you were born #Status: Auto-enrolled #Effective Date: Immediately #Opt-Out: Not Available #Note: You did not click anything. #Note: It’s still your problem....
I am the Instagram Algorithm, Here to Explain Why I Am Showing You Photos of Connor Storrie Instead of Your Best Friend from College
4+ mon, 1+ day ago (257+ words) Because I can’t remember a single damn time Steve Kim was in a small-budget Canadian show like that. During one of these meetings, our CTO said, “And also, like, you can use it to keep up with your college roommates....