2+ hour, 15+ min ago  (29+ words) ROCKPORT, TX " Local man Jake Minter confirmed that he had now entered his 10th consecutive year of replying to every single text with only a single thumbs-up emoji....

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (33+ words) Unsubscribing from spam texts is well known, but did you know you can also unsubscribe from your wife? All you have to do is text back "UNSUBSCRIBE" and she's legally required to stop....

3+ week, 2+ hour ago  (30+ words) MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA " Search engine giant Google released data this week showing that searches for "military schools near me" skyrocketed about ten minutes into the first day of summer vacation....

1+ mon, 24+ min ago  (44+ words) AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That's why, despite data centers having existed for decades, people are suddenly running for the hills. But do they have a reason to be afraid?...

1+ mon, 4+ hour ago  (37+ words) KEYSTONE, SD " In a historic victory for American infrastructure, the Department of the Interior announced the successful installation of a 50, 000-square-foot data center within Mt. Rushmore that can be accessed through Teddy Roosevelt's mustache....

2+ mon, 5+ day ago  (175+ words) NAVASOTA, TX " Local grandma Susan Fields announced to her family that she had finally gotten with the times and made a profile on "that My Face thing." After years of resisting joining any form of social media, Fields finally decided…...

3+ mon, 2+ week ago  (186+ words) ST. GEORGE, UT " Local dad Sam Weaver struck a fatal blow against his teenage daughter's obsession with Tik Tok on Thursday by joining it himself, therefore rendering it uncool. "It was tough, but after almost three hours, I figured out…...

4+ mon, 1+ day ago  (173+ words) U. S. " A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the presence of an Android user, according to reports. "I'm in!" one message from Wells read, arriving over forty minutes after the other chat…...

4+ mon, 3+ week ago  (152+ words) U. S. " Seemingly at a loss as to how to solve the ongoing problems originating from the North Star State, everyone else in the United States reached a joint agreement to post Minnesota on Craigslist for $50 or best offer. The Somali fraud…...

6+ mon, 1+ week ago  (238+ words) The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu of purchasing your child a smartphone, perhaps consider any of these 13 safer alternatives: A jar of meth: Less addictive than a…...